Anonymous asked: Why is this page never updated?
Because you touch yourself at night.
"I wish I hadn’t wasted all my money on Ruffles…"
The minor inconvenience of looking over somebody’s shoulder replaced with a cricked neck.
Just another every day situation round these parts.
This painting makes my brain hurt.
Shill that pinball table, Slash. Shill it like you’ve never shilled before.
Hey, Einstein, you might find the game’s more enjoyable when you’ve got your hands on the controls.
Welcome to the inside of my mind.
Wepeat after me:
Yeah! Who needs that crazy Pac-Invaders when you could be playing Hi-Lo.
Brutal Simplicity Theme